Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas friends and readers, and also readers who are friends, and friends who tell me they read but really don't.

And for those of you who don't celebrate Christmas, Happy Tuesday!

I have nothing for you to read here today, so you have no excuse to avoid your family. Spend time with them. They're the only ones you got. Unless of course you are a celebrity, in which case you could adopt a whole new family from Africa in 3.5 business days.